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Unfortunately, in case you havent guessed yet, The Mummy is as bland as the name theyve given Cruises character. Nick Morton. Nick Morton. Let that sink in. Nick Morton. Agreed, no one plays a blue collar, salt of the earth type better than Cruise, but this is taking it too far. Especially since his character here is hardly someone youd catch in a Ford factory. He is, however, literally the most thinly written person Cruise has ever played in his life. Sample this piece of dialogue between him and his friendcomedic relief character from his first scene in the film. To set the stage for you The duo have decided, on the spur of the moment, to engage what appear to be ISIS terrorists in a gunfight. The bad guys are shooting up a monument, and this is what they gave Cruise, one of the greatest action stars in the history of movies, as an excuse for a script VAIL Jake Johnson Were going to dieNICK Cruise Let me think VAIL What NICK Let me think VAIL What are you thinking NICK Pauses Let me think VAIL What NICK I think were going to die here VAIL I knew it Shakespeare, I am sure youd agree, would be swelling with pride. So heres what wrong with this movie besides the symphonic back and forth you just read. Its sexist. Its also very racist. The characters are so poorly written, we dont know a thing about them aside from what their most immediate goal is. Its cringe inducingly unfunny when it tries to joke, and its hysterical when it tries to be serious. Its biggest blasphemy however, is that robs Tom Cruise of his heroism. It is categorically the worst movie of Tom Cruises career. Sitting through it was a pain unlike any other. 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